batschnuff

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Me, myself and I

It's just not that simple.


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Dear Santa...
batman: Christmas Bruce
schnuffichen
And I don't even find the right words to comment on this except for that the overall evaluation might not come as a surprise for most of you *giggles like mad*

Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

Last Friday I signed my organ donor card (28 points). In June I set htbthomas's puppy on fire (-66 points). Last Thursday I bought porn for northern_star (-10 points). In April I helped theblackshadow see the light (8 points). In July I punched pgwfolc in the arm (-10 points).

Overall, I've been naughty (-50 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!

Sincerely,
schnuffichen

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I'm about to absolutely die laughing at the porn thing. You have no idea. Too damn funny!

My first reaction was "And this is supposed to be a bad thing... why?!?"

mmm... if you don't think it's a bad thing, then I might have a favor to ask later. *giggles*

My puppy, OMG! You BAD girl, you.

But... but... it wasn't me... I promise... really... uh...

/makes puppy dog eyes

/realizes how wrong that expression is in this context...

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