So, yeah, trying not to fall asleep, meme-ing sounded like a good idea at the time...
Open iTunes/iPod or Windows Media Player to answer the following. Go to your library. Answer, no matter how embarrassing it is.
How many songs are there in your library?
Sort by artist
First artist: a-ha
Last artist: 5000 Volts
Sort by song title
First Song: The A**hole Song by Three Dead Trolls in a Baggie
Last Song: 1000 liebe Worte [1000 nice words] by Die Prinzen
Sort by time
Shortest Song: Ich muss weg by Stefan Raab at 0:04 (well, that’s just a clip. The shortest actual music thing is The L word theme by Dan Gagnon at 0:12)
Longest Song: A concert by Die Prinzen at 52:01 (the longest single song is A Dark Knight by Hans Zimmer and james Newton Howard at 16:06)
Sort by album
First Album: A-Capella-Album – Die Prinzen
Last Album: 4630 Bochum – Herbert Grönemeyer
First song that comes up on shuffle:
Bat Cave – The Marketts (heeeee!)
How many songs come up when you search for "sex"?
15 (because there’s an album called Reich & Sexy [Rich & Sexy] by Die Toten Hosen), there are only 3 actual songs
How many songs come up when you search for "death"?
35 (sad, huh? But not surprising if you’re a fan of Good Charlotte and their several „The Chronicles of Life & Death albums)
How many songs come up when you search for "love"?
239 (and, seriously, I would have thought it was more)
Okay, and this doesn’t belong to the meme but I needed to try:
Findings for „Batman“: 353 (you’re not surprised, are you?)